Wednesday, October 05, 2005

How I wouldn't like to be drunk and puking in this bathroom
BTW, I don't know how to put a title on my blogs either.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

It's been 5 days 23 hours and 30 minutes since my last cigarette. I refuse to pay $4.00 for a pack of smokes. I've noticed that I am being really bitchy towards people that I really don't mean to, well except to one of my co-workers. I can't stand the bitch and I really never could. My first day without a cigarette I come into work and sit at my desk and start reading my email. She's the type of person that will take a cheap shot at you when your least expecting it to make herself look like a god. It was the wrong day for her to fuck with me. I kept my cool, told her what I thought about the situation and walked out of my office. If I wouldn't have left, I think I would have strangled the bitch. Enough about her, she isn't worth anymore of my time but I had to get it off my chest. It has now been 5 days 23 hours and 40 minutes since my last cigarette

Monday, August 01, 2005

White Castle and the Car Wash
I got this idea in my head that my car needed to be washed. I only like to wash it at a "do it yourself" car wash, that way I can get all the spots that the machines miss. I could have driven 10 minutes away to where I know one was, but I wanted to be able to drive on the freeway so it could dry better. Yes I have OCD. I don't like the water spots on my car or trails where the water dries on the doors from the mirrors. I look in the phone book and there isn't one close. So I decide I'm going to go to White Castle and try there new french onion cheeseburger. I drive around there to find a self serve car wash but I didn't want to go too far in the ghetto. With no luck I just go to White Castle. What a dissapointment the burger was. No I'm not stoned or wasted either. I then go to another burb to hunt for a car wash. I'm driving through construction and on the internet on my phone and there is none around there either. With much disappointment, I just drive home with a nasty taste in my mouth and a dirty car. I guess I'll start disc 3 of Will and Grace.